come down from that condominium treehouse
stop driving around in that station wagon with the wood on the side
take off that jumpsuit you look like grace slick
staying up all night drinking that 7-11 coffee
Funny story about this song. It was all pretty much based on the alleged sighting of Grace Slick (Jefferson Airplane) at a 7/11 in the north bay of SF. Sausalito? Mill Valley? I’m not really clear. I’m not even sure who told me about it. Paul MacKinney (my old college roomate) Jackson Haring (our former manager) one of the guys in Spot 1019? Anyway the alleged sighting was approximately this: Someone had seen Grace Slick buying coffee at a 7/11 or other convenience store. She was wearing some sort of fashion forward pantsuit or designer coveralls, and a fair amount of jewelry. I’m pretty sure that the turquoise jewelry part was my embellishment of the story. More on that in a minute. The part of the story that makes me question the veracity of the story is that she left in a Buick roadmaster station wagon. No self respecting Northern Californian hippy would drive a Buick station wagon. Any former hippy who needed a station wagon would naturally choose a Volvo station wagon. I’m pretty sure it’s in the handbook.
Either that or it wasn’t Grace Slick.
Or the entire story was made up by one of my friends.
But what this song clearly illustrates is Camper Van Beethoven’s delight in picking apart the bones of the dead or dying Norther California hippy scene while simultaneously praising and emulating hippy culture in general. For at the same time the songs distinctly owes it’s narrative voice to Don Van Vliet. That’s Captain Beefheart to you civilians.
Check the distorted harmonica, disjointed and seemingly random horn parts, the hoo hoo hoo vocalizations and most tellingly the barked non-sequiturs.
I know Captain Beefheart was from Southern California. So was Zappa. See even the guys from Northern California in the band seemed to prefer these hippies, these musical anarchists to their Northern Californian cousins.
We were mocking the flower power, peace and love part of hippiedom while simultaneously trying to emulate and update the bomb-throwing part of the movement. Using Captain Beefheart’s voice to comment on Grace Slick was just one way of doing it. We didn’t really dislike Grace Slick or Jefferson Airplane. They just happened to be innocent bystanders. Collateral damage if you will…
(and too be fair Grace Slick and Jefferson Airplane were a lot more edgy and punk than we gave them credit for).
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But as previously noted Camper Van Beethoven was also defining itself against the punk and post-punk scenes. To a lesser extent the new “college rock” movement. Back in 1986-87 we actually wore a lot of turquoise jewelry. It was one of our ways of rebelling against the punk and college rock movement. It worked too. If you wore a fake indian pancho, giant turquoise belt buckle, laminated scorpion bolo tie and turquoise beaded mocassins into Hollywood’s Club Lingerie in 1987 people loked at you like you were crazy.
We didn’t wear the good stuff. Just the knock-off fake stuff you’d buy at a truckstop or “indian” trading post along I-40 somewhere in the southwest. We also spent a lot of time in thrift stores in this part of the world. Tucson and Albuquerque still have some of the best thrift stores around. I mean they were (and probably still are) hip deep in fake indian panchos and bolo ties with laminated scorpions and of course turquoise jewelry. When we’d return to Santa Cruz from one of our periodic tours, it was usually via the 40. Inevitably we’d come home looking like a deleted scene from movie Billy Jack.
Right on.
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Turquoise Jewelry.
Come down from your tree house condominium
And start driving around that station wagon with the wood on the side
Take off that jumpsuit, you look like Grace Slick
Stayin’ up all night an’ drinkin’ that 7-11 coffee
And take off your turquoise jewellery
Shake your medicine rattle
And fill a sock with an herb
Put on your fringe skirt
Come sit down next to your man, he’s hankering for some company
Come sit down next to your man and let him cough in your ear
‘Cuz you bring me sticks and stones
You bring me everything
Take off your turquoise jewelry
Shake your medicine rattle
‘Cuz you bring me sticks and stones
You bring me everything
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