#38 Circles-Camper Van Beethoven. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Camper Van Beethoven In Our Hair Metal Phase.


Please make some donations

As long as I lived in the Inland empire I had never been to Vegas. Not until 1985, That was the first time Camper Van Beethoven went to Las Vegas. Very Briefly. We played at a Record store I remember the guy who owned it. Wayne Wheeler. I can’t remember the name of the store, I think it was the Record Exchange. But they had a giant mural of the first album on the wall. We played for free, got burgers and hotdogs and lots of beer. It went really well and we decided we should come back to Vegas. In fact we got sort of fascinated by Vegas. But we had to got to albuquerque so we split.

In early 1986 we got a real gig in Vegas. So there weren’t a lot of choices for places to play. I don’t remember if Wayne found the gig for us, but somehow we ended up playing in a place that was a little odd. I mean it was in some industrial park. And we were opening for a band called The Joneses which featured LA Guns frontman Paul Black on drums! I just looked this up and was surprised by this myself. It was probably more of a metal club. I remember the owner was walking around wearing a sidearm in a holster.

<important update from greg in next paragraph>

So we all took acid. I mean everybody, the whole band, my girlfriend jennifer, our sound guy andrew, our friends john stein and edie. We played some fairly psychedelic stuff for a somewhat mystified crowd. I’m thinking it was stuff like Circles and Interestellar OD and ZZ Top Goes To Egypt. Greg couldn’t get his amp to work. But we had a very short time to play, so we just kept playing. Greg was trying everything. Finally he found the drummer in the very first band. I’m not making this up-The drummer had no legs but was totally eager to help greg. He went to his van and came back in his wheelchair with an amp on his lap. By the time he got his borrowed amp plugged in and working the sound man shut us down. I mean like shut the whole PA off mid song and killed the power to the amps.

16 Zztop Goes to Egypt

12 Circles

15 Intersteller Overdrive

02 Cowboys From Hollywood

Jennifer had wandered outside into the parking lot. When i found her she was barefoot and kicking around a giant spring. Like a suspension spring for a heavy duty truck or some other piece of equipment.

“I love this spring. I love the sound it makes”

Oddly I knew exactly what she was talking about. I took turns rolling the spring around with my foot.

“No, no no! you have to take your shoes off. It’s better that way”

About then Andrew or Jonathan told me we had to come in and settle the show. Which means get paid. This was a problem all 3 of us were very high at this point. We went into the office anyway. The owner wearing the sidearm was very nice, but kind of odd. One of us just tried to accept the money and walk out.

“No i want you to count it. I don’t want you coming back and saying I cheated you”.

“We trust you”

“No count it”

Do you know how hard it is to count 500 dollars in 5′s and 1′s when you are high on acid. Especially when there are three of you trying to count the damn money.

Eventually we got out of there without a pistol whipping. We went out to the van. I climbed way in the back with Jennifer. She still had the Spring. She was holding it like a kitten, or baby. I know i’m really making Jennifer sound insane. She wasn’t and is extremely smart. But she was pretty quirky.

We were still out back in the van when some kids approached us. They were CVB fans. They started talking to us and after a while asked us: Hey you guys are really high aren’t you? We replied. “wow how can you tell!”

They told us that they needed to be our guides, cause vegas is an evil place. so what did we want to do? Jonathan said he wanted to go to Circus Circus.

Circus Circus. Scary enough stone cold sober.

WE DROVE TO CIRCUS CIRCUS! WOW! who drove? Jonathan says he did. WOW! We wandered around Circus Circus for a while. Casinos are weird anyway. To walk around in one when you are tripping is a whole other experience. It felt like that underworld experience I had in Victoria BC. ( Brides of Neptune #31) It’ best if I let Jonathan tell the story:

as we entered the circus circus, i saw many old people who appeared to be biologically attached to slot machines, they looked like they were vomiting forth coins that went through the machines with all the little tunes the machines played and then dripped out like chyme into a stomach-trough below, drip drip drip, where they were ingested again by the ancient cyborg to be vomited through the machine again. frightening.

we came upon a band playing, they had nice expensive new instruments that we were impressed by, but then after finishing “china grove” they proceed to humorously insult one another as their schtick (“that’s Jose, our utility musician, he’s the spic in the group”) and then said they’d be back in 20 minutes for their 5th set of the evening. I looked across the audience area and saw Victor and we silently made eye contact and an unspoken pact to never become that.

After a while some plain clothes security types came up to us. They didn’t like that Jennifer was carrying around this 25 pound spring. Or they just didn’t like our looks at all. But mostly i think it was the spring.

Eventually we all managed to get back in the van. Not before Jennifer kicked her spring around for a little while longer in the parking lot at Circus Circus. John Stein began driving. We had to play the next night at Berkeley Square in Berkeley. John decided we should just drive overnight.

About 5:30 AM I woke up. We were stopped alongside the road. Highway 58 somewhere a few miles short of the Mojave. It was cold and raining. John Stein informed us the Alternator was dead and he was trying to make it to Mojave. We came up a few miles short. He put on a coat and started walking up the road. Jennifer woke and got out of the van. She kicked her spring around for a while, but it wasn’t the same when she wasn’t tripping.

John Stein did a couple tours with us as our driver. He was like MacGyver. He walked up the road to a junkyard. Stripped an alternator out of a truck, hitchhiked back and installed it in our van. This whole process took about 3 hours.

Greg lisher did not wake up the entire time. However somehow he lost a shoe. I guess he took them off before he went to sleep, and with all the getting in and out of the van it ended up along the side of the road. I am assuming. When we got to Berkeley Square to play Greg discovered he really really really had lost his shoe. It was not in the van anywhere. He’d been looking for it fitfully the last couple hours of the drive. ”What are you gonna do Greg?” we all asked.

He played the show with only one shoe on.

post script: greg says he didn’t play with only one shoe. he went across the street to the pharmacy and bought some slippers. Still for a man who cares about footwear this was quite embarrassing.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

1985. There was a severe stylist shortage in Santa Cruz at the time. The Govenor rushed stylists to Santa Cruz from Los Angeles but it was too late for Camper Van Beethoven.

Circles is based on the song the CVB song Oh No. We are playing along to the original recording backwards. We were kind of making fun of the LA Neo Psychedelic Movement. ie The Three O’Clock, Rain Parade, The Long Ryders. AT THE TIME we didn’t relate to these bands, as we thought they were more about the look than the music. We didn’t find their music psychedelic at all. But you got to understand we had Ray Farrell and Bruce Licher feeding us Kaliedscope and West Coast Experimental Pop Art Ensemble compilation cassettes. Of course they wouldn’t compare. Much later I developed an appreciation for all these bands. I mean it was LA. They had to have a look! And look how crappy we were dressed. A little too much authenticity.

Cowboys from Hollywood is also about the related cowpunk/country rock scene that was going on in LA at the same time. They overlapped somewhat. I mean cowboy hats crept into the neo-psychedelic scene via flying burrito brother/ the byrds. cowpunk? well they came equipped with cowboy hats. We played with Rain Parade and several other bands in downtown LA in late 1985. We were driving our friend from Wyomings 350 diesel 4×4 pickup. One of the guys (who may or may not have been in rain parade, but there was a psychedelic western theme to his clothing) asked us: Are you guys really from wyoming. Jonathan was chewing tobacco as usual. “Yep” spitting a stream of tobacco juice to the ground. Me being the smartass said ” are you cowboys from hollywood?” or something to that effect. it’s just kind of stoner humor to sing a song with nothing but that as the words.

ZZ Top Goes To Egypt is called that because it sounds like that. it’s purely a descriptive title. However later we learned of Billy Gibbons was an amateur Egyptologist.

Intersteller Overdrive is based on the Pink Floyd Song of the same name. It will get it’s own post as it involves Eugene Chadbourne.

Please make some donations


Leave a comment

    Add comment